dubious consent

Just because you regret it doesn't mean it's rape.

I was drunk and last night and had sex with this guy I thought was hot at the time but he's a douche so I'm going to say it was dubious consent.

by femminist25 November 10, 2013

consolation prize

This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.

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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment

tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"

by | tund3 | July 24, 2008

Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.

"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."

by Myrina September 24, 2011

console shitter

A person who plays on console, talks bad about pc.

your so bad at pc.
Bro, shut up you console shitter

by zyfrozwyd on ig August 8, 2021

consolata

A school made for vertically challenged people 😂😂😂
Rura
Kagithi
Phelly
Neema
Shani
Erica

Nicole
grace
Joy
Tiffany
grenade
Mathew
Mark (all o f them)

damm those consolata girls short as hell

by victor mumo September 20, 2021

The Console King

The name bestowed to the greatest video game player of all time by the Gods themselves! Sometimes shortened to "TCK" or just "The King". The only known recipient of the title was Mathew Leonard of England, who has had his title challenged on numerous occasions, only for them to be beat down.

Mere mortal 1 - (To TCK) "Hey, wanna game of Goldeneye 64"
Mere mortal 2 - "You can't challenge him.... He's The Console King!"

by The Console King December 26, 2008

Console Player

Thinks PS4 and XBOX are better than PC. Ignorant but quite the personality and sometimes quite annoying but also quite good at games. Usually used by normie 12 year olds that only play COD and Fortnite

Oh look, its a Console Player. Wow he thinks console is better than pc ok... wow he ignorant...

by UrbanArmour August 2, 2018