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con

Jamaican equivalent to cunt, pussy, nookie or punanny.
Pronounced in the same way as the name Khan.
Tek Con (Macka Diamond's Reply to Vybz Kartel's 'Tek Buddy' song).

Mi want aah big fat juicy con fi mi buddy to ramp wid.
by Joe Ka$h December 28, 2005
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E-Con

A term, usually associated with young teenage men but can be used with either gender, that denotes someone of incredible coolness, usually in an unconventional or unorthodox way.
Whoa! That guy's the best beatboxer I've ever seen! What an E-Con!
by Amaxing (Who else?) July 21, 2008
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Con Dawg

When you take a corn dog, and shove it a penetrable area. In a womens case a vagina or an anus. In homosexuals case just an ass hole. Then quickly replace the corn dog with the penis or strap on and eat the corn dog.
Conor didnt eat dinner, and was hungry and horny at the same time. Therefore he decided to con dawg Kerry.
by John Magooch October 22, 2009
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Post Stranger Con Depression

This is the feeling i and many others who have attended Stranger Con (a salute to the TV series Stranger Things) hosted by Creatiom Entertainment. The side affects are similar to Noah Depression in which the day or soon after the convention you could be crying and wanting to be back at the convention and never EVER leave. You still want to be back in the arms of Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp. Now all you have to do is count the days in your Instagram Bio until Stranger Con 2019
Friend: hey what’s up?
Me: good, just Post Stranger Con Depression is worse than usual
by Schnappin_Out August 16, 2018
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Def Con Triangle

An attempt to pleasure a women by sticking 4 fingers up the vagina and 4 others up the ass hole and connecting thumbs while attempting to touch the finger's tips together to form a triangle
Jake wanted to pleasure Karen, who had been pleasured many times before, so he gave her the Def Con Triangle for all out pleasure.
by Jake b December 29, 2005
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con-job

Getting a handjob while wearing a condom
Dave: "Mate, how was last night?"
Mark: "Oh yeh it was amazing. Got me a con-job."
by spursrule333 August 17, 2010
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mexi-Con

Mexican convict. A mexican who has done time in the pen. More than likely took it in the ass while there.
hey man i think my new neighbor is ethnic!!! you mean a mexi-con?
by Warren Johnstone September 27, 2006
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