a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
Get the colonel sander's surprise mug.a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.
Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?
Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.
Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.
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Get the Colonel mug.name usually associated with a guitar god, and amazing vocalist. usually colin's are friends with everyone, and are always there for you when needed. have an infectious smile, and laugh. when you're around a colin you cannot help but to be happy. colins are the best person you can be friends with, if you don't have a colin in your life you should probably go get one asap. sometimes the name colin gets confused with colon, which is okay because you cannot live without either one of these!
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Also used to describe a type of hug that can boost happiness, encourage drunkeness and help beat depression (not medically proven). Equal in strength to a Jesus Hug
Also used to describe a type of hug that can boost happiness, encourage drunkeness and help beat depression (not medically proven). Equal in strength to a Jesus Hug
"His music taste is just...well, Colin."
"Damn, I've had a hard day, I could really do with a Colin"
"Damn, I've had a hard day, I could really do with a Colin"
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Get the Colin mug.In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.
But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.
But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.
Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!
Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?
Mike: Nice!
(hi-fives commence).
Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?
Mike: Nice!
(hi-fives commence).
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