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Colorado Sunshine

1. A (vaguely) sexually related act that involves substantial planning to pull off.

- Step 1: Freeze a good portion of urine, the night before the planned sunshining
- Step 2: The next day, wake up early. If the sunshinee is woken, pretend you're making her breakfast or something.
- Step 3: Using a snow cone machine, turn the frozen pee into a slushee consistency.
- Step 4: Form a snowball with the slushee pee
- Step 5: Run into the room, yell "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!" and pelt that bitch in the face with your Colorado Sunshine.

2. Refers to the sunshine, if in Colorado.
Bitch gave me herpes, so I decided to gift her with a bright Colorado Sunshine.
by sssssspunk October 13, 2009
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color bang

When your a blood or a crip or eny gang that represents colors
Cj: aye Jonah you blood or crip

Jonah: nah nigga I don't color bang
by High on potnuse March 23, 2016
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colored privilege

To demand special employment or social status based on race or ethnicity even when it's discriminatory or illegal
I'm going to use my colored privilege to get a job and this company because they have a hiring quote for Latin Americans.
by ScaredToDeathofRacism January 13, 2016
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Northern Colorado Bear

A sexual act where one jumps into a pile of cow shit, rolls around for a considerable amount of time, then proceeds to get fucked in the asshole all the while burning their inheritence in a pointless ritual- similar to what UNC students are expected to go through.
Eric was legally retarded and was excepted to UNC where for the next four years of his life he proceeded to become a Northern Colorado Bear- as he did not have much asperation to become anything else.
by TheGreatLateSP999 December 7, 2011
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Colorado Aquarium

A sensual act where a man places a goldfish (preferably a comet goldfish) in a woman's mouth upon ejaculation and said woman swallows the whole semen/fish load.
Totes Colorado Aquariumed that bitch last night
by ageofaquarii October 18, 2010
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color

Listen up, you ignorant assholes...there's no right or wrong way to spell it.

It was originally "colour", but early Americans decided that the "u" was unnecessary, so they changed it to "color". What's so wrong about that...they thought it made a lot of sense. And what's wrong with the original spelling...obviously that's the way the Brits liked it!

I can't believe some of the postings on here...with the Brits calling us "lazy" and "stupid" for changing the spelling of a word, and with us calling them ridiculous because their version has an "extra letter"...for Pete's sake, it's a fucking WORD.

Language evolves over time, so deal with it and stop bitching about insignificant things, like everyday language. There's much more important stuff going on out there...
"Color" or "colour"...it's the same word either way.
by C-Mills July 11, 2007
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golden, colorado

Golden is a city 7 miles West of Denver that is home to a friendly community. The town
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."
Hey man, I went to Golden, Colorado the other day. There are some really nice people over there. They aren't jerks.

Shut the fuck up, Bill.
by WillieThePooh April 21, 2015
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