cacker

Do NOT get the word 'cacker' confused with townie or chav. They are two separate beasts. In fact, a cacker could be considered the opposite to a 'townie' since they in fact live in the countryside (in the New Forest to be exact). There are also similarities to gypos, but a cacker comes from a specific housing estate or family.

Someone with the surname "Clarke" or "Wicher" or "Cooper" is probably a cacker.
Someone who lives in a council estate in a rural village is also probably a cacker

by ss February 5, 2004

clicker

1.) remote control
2.) car directional/signal

1.) hey can you pass me the clicker
2.) youre clicker is so obnoxious it makes me want to eat younglings

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Cornbread Cracker

1.) A person who has the skin pigmentation of a member of the Caucasian race, but was raised by corn-bread eating, jive-talking, chicken-lickin' African Americans.

I heard her on the phone, and when I saw her she was a Cornbread Cracker...white as snow

by dookielicious December 8, 2010

cunt-flavored cracker

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :

Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.

by Alaina Spaur September 8, 2007

Sperm cracker

The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?

Man 1. What are you cooking there

Man 2. A sperm cracker

Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?

Man 2. You'll see

by dick dimple June 13, 2009

crackerman

Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.

That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.

by Trey December 29, 2004

Salty Cracker

A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.

by benwad934 October 7, 2004