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carni whore

A female that is a walking freak show. Usually has a plethora of tattoos & body mutilations such as chopped, dyed hair & piercings. In ye days of olde, you would pay money at the carnival to gawk at & shame this train wreck (after waltzing by the elephant man). Usually embraced these days as feminist individuality, those in the know will still recognize carnival whores as bargain bin pussy to be avoided.
"Did you see the quotes of wisdom on that carni whore's wrist? Yeah, in cursive and about some sinnner's past. Real original."
by bucknasty43 July 6, 2015
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Carnal embrace

"Carnal embrace is sexual congress, which is the insertion of the male genital organ into the female genital organ for purposes of procreation and pleasure." -Septimus (From Tom Stoppard's Arcadia(a play))
THOMASINA: Is carnal embrace love?
SEPTIMUS: No, it is much nicer than that.
by Ready001 November 8, 2018
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Carness

Nuts on the carpet infront of his mom for fun. Can’t swim without passing the fuck out because he’s an anorexic fuck. Better then a safko
Damn he just passed out swimming what a carness
by Ramranch81 March 7, 2019
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Carnet

n.

1.) A retard, or a person who studders a lot.

2.) One who for some reason thinks they are awesome but are really gay.

3.)One who eats nasty pussy.
He's such a Carnet. Why is he so dumb?
by SanFranBan October 26, 2011
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jon carner

a male who tries to be funny,typically a teacher, who enjoys science. WHen you make yourself seem like a geek, therefore being a Jon Carner.
by Phil Bill Dick February 12, 2009
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Dale Carnegie people

People who sermonize on and on, so that you want to fucking kill them.

Like people saying "Smoking kills. Healthy life-style rules. Blah-blah-blah..."

Actually named after Dale Carnegie – a famous writer and lecturer, who developed a lot of self-improvement courses and shit.
Anyone can become one of "Dale Carnegie people" if they start to moralize very annoyingly.
Dale Carnegie himself.
by Jared Cash February 24, 2014
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carne

meat, my meata, ding a ling, long john, dick, u kno wat u use to smash chicks but if u don't do that then i guess u can say wat ur hand is fond of
ur friends crackin on u bad and u got no come back u just tell em "mi carne"
by Tony "NukLz" January 15, 2004
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