Lifetime Channel

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

by niKnak74 January 25, 2010

rusty chandelier

The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.

Cindy had never felt the kind of discomfort she felt when Kyle gave her the old rusty chandelier.

by J-Ho402 February 24, 2008

food channel fidgets

can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.

"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."

"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."

by p0tassium February 25, 2009

Discovery Channel

Sharks and sex.

Did they change it?
No, still the same old discovery channel

by Hide In Your Corner January 22, 2017

chantelle

Chavy as fuck

Chantelle: you, whatcha luggin' at, muthafakkrr?
You: *runs away, wilst trying to keep her put with several starbucks, an iphone and an instagram account with 100, 000 followers

by haha you jelly? November 28, 2013

And many more from channel four

A line added to the end of the Happy Birthday song. It most likely started from a Channel 4 TV station (Duh) in some part of the country. Kids in Western Pennsylvania don't have a Channel 4, but will sing this in school or during parties.

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jennifer, Happy birthday to you. And many mooooore, from channel Fooooouuuuur.....

"Happy birthday to you, and many more from channel four." while other kids are singing "Happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too."

by Not a Kid Anymore January 25, 2008

History Channel

Should be renamed "The Hitler Channel" Since they talk about WW2 in just about every other program.

All The History Channel shows most of the time is something about World War 2. But they do have some other things too. Just not that much

by Cripplehawk May 23, 2009