Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
by Testeacles April 01, 2023
In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!
by Slim Twofingers February 09, 2010
by 420 time September 20, 2010
When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011
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by tree decorator October 03, 2014