A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
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Get the spineless cactus mug.1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
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Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!
Bro what the fuck are you talking about
Bro what the fuck are you talking about
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Get the Cactus Plant Flea Market mug.A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
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Get the slippery little moose cactus mug.The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
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