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Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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spineless cactus

A spineless cactus is a trem that means dick/cock
That is a big spineless cactus!
That man is being a huge spineless cactus
by Oogaboogalicker August 20, 2023
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cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
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Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about
by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022
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Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!
by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020
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slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.
Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.
by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017
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Portuguese Cactus

The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus
by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017
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