capsing

When people get pissed off at you because you type with CAPS LOCK on and think that you're yelling at them but you're really just trying to emphasize your point.

jason: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??

karen: why are you yelling?!

jason: I'M NOT, I'M CAPSING

by the_offspringz January 8, 2008

CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM

When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.

"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"

"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."

"Yeah.."

by RubyMae October 19, 2008

Capsule

People who are the complete SHIT

People are jealous of the capsules in high school, simply because they aren't them.

by eggplantmama May 27, 2009

Capslockian

One who reinforces the severity of their written message - usually in the body of an email - through the use of capital lettering.

I just got an email from my boss: FINISH THAT REPORT BY FRIDAY! What a capslockian.

Morrie: DID YOU SEE THAT RADIOHEAD TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW?
Phyllis: Ok, capslockian. Take some down time!

by Ryan Connolly & Ryan Diduck January 6, 2008

capslockalypse

Talking in all caps lock or an extended period of time, without interruption.

Alternate spelling of capslocalypse.

Sandra: I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT
Sandra: TAKE IT
Sandra: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP
Eddie: I'm 12 years old, what is this?
Adam: A capslockalypse.

by prollygon July 7, 2011

capster

someone who lies as full time job

did you see katie’s story ? she’s always lying what a capster

by rachel.runs07 October 18, 2020

Ass Capsule

(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.

When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011