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Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips April 30, 2009
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the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!
by clzdio December 8, 2020
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junkie crumbs

Dad: son, what the fuck are these junkie crumbs?
Son: thats good weed!
by yunggod29 February 1, 2017
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Crumb Crevasse

Is an anatomical dip in the area of the hand equidistant between the thumb and the index finger, but closer to the wrist, where one may, or may not perform the insufflation of Bread Burmps.
Hugo Ball emptied the remainder of his vial on his crumb crevasse, so he could burmp without using a bill
by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009
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Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping
She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃
by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025
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Crumb Pussy

The last remains of a sexual partner. Sex that occurs right before a breakup, or in anticipation of a breakup. Similar to eating leftover crumbs after a snack.
I fucked your mom one last time before I dumped her. Getting some of that crumb pussy, bro!
by Crumbyboi November 23, 2021
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crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs
UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME
by apple grapetato June 11, 2021
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