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A Pathology of Conservatives

In the same spirit as a Murder of Crows and a Herd of Buffalo Cory Doctorow implied that a group of conservatives could be termed a Pathology.
A Pathology of Conservatives in Congress today voted to end yet another freedom formerly held by the citizens of the country.
by mycotropic February 19, 2024
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Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.
Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017
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Conservative cuck

A conservative man who lets his girl fuck other men.
You forgave her even after she cheated? Your such a conservative cuck.
by GotTheDub November 19, 2020
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Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet

Game Warden Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet is a from the Department of the Natural Resources from the Blue Heron Learning Center A.K.A Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful B.K.A Jasper Conservation District
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, February 4, 2024
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faith and flag conservative

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center
“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”

“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022
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Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.
*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."
by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018
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CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting that CONservatives, Republicans, and right wingers ONLY represent their own interests and the interests of the sketchy, ultra wealthy, and corporate donors who own them!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
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