A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.
The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.
Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.
Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"
"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
by CEO of Pre-Concussion Shakes June 9, 2022
Get the Pre-Concussion Shake mug.An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.
Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"
"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"
"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"
"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
by Aziz (Pre-concussion) Alghawas June 11, 2022
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by Oldjaketed July 25, 2023
Get the ejaculate concussion mug.Out of all of Avenged Sevenfold's songs which are mostly complex to play on guitar, Unholy Confessions Is probably the most beginner friendly song by A7X to play on guitar. It's also a pretty good song and very Metalcore-ish
by UltimateDoge November 18, 2023
Get the Unholy Confessions mug.The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).
I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"
Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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When UK drill rappers openly brag about real crimes—stabbings, shootings, murder, drugs, or gang activity—in lyrics, videos, or socials; basically pre-recorded self-snitching that doubles as free evidence for the police.
Example:
“Man thought he dropped a banger, but it was straight drill confessions—the police, judge, and jury loved it so much they sent him to jail.”
When UK drill rappers openly brag about real crimes—stabbings, shootings, murder, drugs, or gang activity—in lyrics, videos, or socials; basically pre-recorded self-snitching that doubles as free evidence for the police.
Example:
“Man thought he dropped a banger, but it was straight drill confessions—the police, judge, and jury loved it so much they sent him to jail.”
Lee: Bruv… I’m tellin’ ya, the UK police got a well easy job nowadays. They just go on that YouTube channel Grime Daily and pick who they’re gonna nick.
Frank:Some of these drill rappers don’t do themselves any favours, bruv. I call it drill confessions LOL.
Lee: Init! bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank:Some of these drill rappers don’t do themselves any favours, bruv. I call it drill confessions LOL.
Lee: Init! bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026
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