After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
by savannahbananas December 07, 2023
After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
by savannahbananas December 07, 2023
Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
by SexcMannn September 19, 2021
An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.
While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)
by biggrizz August 02, 2014
The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.
Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
by A4 Notorious May 14, 2020
A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.
"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"
by person on her bus May 30, 2017
by William Hawkins February 10, 2024