cobraposted

Revealing a dirty secret about someone .

#cobrapost

Paytm got cobraposted.

All major news outlets got cobraposted. (An investigation exposes Indian media giants willing to peddle propaganda as news. Plus, the US global media operation.)

by forjustice June 12, 2018

Cobra

A obviously risky and flagrant act. Derived from J.I. Joe's nemesis who adorned there secret base with a very large and inconspicuous Cobra insignia.

You were Cobra on that one.

by Glassoficewaterinhell July 24, 2019

Cobra Mom

A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Corastination

The unique type of prolonged procrastination that occurs during the Covid-19 global pandemic, wherein all the great ideas that you finally have the time to do get put off for months at a time.

It took me six months to make my short film idea, I had awful Corastination.

by MozDoesStuff August 2, 2020

Cobra

An regularly used term of endearment in Australia. Usually used between two men who have a pre-existing rapport.

“Oi cobra, lets sneak out to the pub for a few sneaky pints.”

“Cobra! Give me a dart!”

by Anita Holiday August 31, 2020

Cobra Rinse

A vinegar and salt solution you dip your dick (cobra) in before soap and water to get it nice for your ol' lady.

Hey babe, make sure you use the cobra rinse this time. I couldn't handle that rotten cobra smell last time.

by Klendi October 17, 2020