Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

Coach Nick

Yeah so “Let’s go royals!”

Hey have you seen Coach Nick Today?
Coach Nick: LETS GOOOOOOO ROYALSSSSSSSS!
Everyone else: Oh?

by Tommy Runs March 29, 2021

coach appreciation

coach appreciation day is a day where you post/tell your coach for whatever sport how much they appreciate you or how they have shaped you

(person 1) Hey Coach! I appreciate you and all you’ve done for me
(person 2) Aww thank you, but why out of nowhere?
(person 1) It’s coach appreciation day!

by Poophole454 June 29, 2024

COACH STOCKOn

cookie bear, little piggy, wrestler.

bro did you see coach stockon today? he's so pookie.

by agwright March 25, 2024

coach mac

likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid

“did coach mac cough today?”
“yeah, let’s kill him!!”

by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

Coach Mike

Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”

Coach mike- Coach nick theres cum in my eye

by Mikedadike July 7, 2025

coaches daughter

Extremely stuck up, tends to be braty at times. Takes all of their dads money. Marries a football player when they get older and is always better in bed than an average girl.

Stuck up Nice Rich Coaches Daughter

by Caraaaa December 12, 2013