Tonneau Cover

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

by Angry Pirate45 June 7, 2009

blow your cover

to have your secret found out when you NEVER expected

boy: FUCK MAYNE!!!!, ma ol girl found and broke AAALLLL my M-rated video games.

friend: awww damn, daz messed up, how can you blow your cover.

by how high May 7, 2008

Clever Trousers

Someone who makes snide remarks, or otherwise is acting in a fashion that makes others believe they are being smug.

British in origin.

Exactly the same as Smarty Pants.

"Oh, you're such a clever trousers with your puns, AREN'T you, Neil?"

by Asura October 26, 2004

clobering time

when you get enraged and you want to wreck everything

when i was walking down main street and the guy threw some crap at me i straight up went into clobering time mode and wrecked him so badle

by Troy dagdigian June 16, 2008

Cover Girl

The woman a male-homosexual pretends to date in order to hide his sexual orientation

Girl 1: "I just found out my ex-boyfriend is gay!"
Girl 2: "But weren't you just dating him a month ago?!?!"
Girl 1: "Yes. It turns out I was his Cover Girl."

by bgunwx July 3, 2008

cleverity

n.

the intangible display of one's cleverness

Noob: So guys, what are you doing today?

Bro: Your mom.

Troll: Herp, bro you're cleverity is showing, derp.

by Anjo Banjo January 21, 2011

claverham

nazi camp,
pathetic rules

Take your coat of in the corridor or you will have it taken away til the end of the day!

by viki April 22, 2005