nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!

Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

weed clip

Smoking half of a blunt or joint, then "clipping" or extinguishing it in the middle, in order to save the rest for a later smoke session.

The StonerVixen is about to light the weed clip she has from last night's party.

by The StonerVixen November 7, 2013

Climacophilia

Arousal by falling down stairs.

"I have Climacophilia - I am aroused by falling down the stairs."

"Falling down the stairs at work turns me on so much - I do it every day."

by Jani Pewter February 15, 2006

Clickbait

(noun, pejorative) A seemingly innocent posting on social media that contains a link to more content, but whose true goal is to trick the viewer into clicking on the link so that the writer can collect view stats -- usually for monetary or for narcissistic purposes.

That tweet on how to get girls/guys was just clickbait -- it linked to some book on Amazon.

That posting in my stream titled "What This Person Did For That Will AMAZE You!" was just clickbait and linked to a paid advertisement video.

by Professor F. October 27, 2014

Clint

A boy you'll want to keep around forever. He's intellignt, sweet, and funny. Motivated to get everything he can out of life (by god you better not stand in his way). With a smile to die for and eyes that can make you melt he's an ideal boyfriend, someone you'd do anything for.

girl#1 "he has gorgeous eyes and he sweetest smile.."
girl#2 "he had to be a Clint"

by ijustwantacat January 12, 2012

class-5 clinger

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.

The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

by Danworth Norris July 4, 2006

clip round the ear

A soft but firm strike with the hand delivered to the side of the head, characteristically by a parent to a child. The strike is designed not so much to hurt as to shock the offending minor. In a modern context, some might construe this as child abuse, although it is an accepted method of disciplining children provided restraint is shown.

"now look here, behave or youre going to get a clip round the ear"

by megamegamegaman July 5, 2007