Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018

Cleveland Hurricane

Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.

"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"

by blackwolfhell November 1, 2018

Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019

cleveland pacifier

Big Black Nigger Cock

Somebody put a Cleveland Pacifier in this bitch’s mouth.

by 501Bear August 28, 2019

Cleveland Sunrise

A situation whereby one wakes up to puke after a heavy night of drinking only to find an unflushed turd in the toilet and pukes in it anyway.

I woke up to a Cleveland Sunrise this morning but it's ok, I used that shit spackled toilet bowl as inspiration.

by Free Candy Inside September 14, 2019

CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER

(addictive)- When someone is taking a very hot shower and run up and rip a huge cheek-flapper in the shower and then keep the curtain/door closed so that the methane mixes in with the steam and permeates the entire shower.

"My roommate was using all the hot water so I gave him a CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER and gassed him out."

by Jak_P0t February 12, 2020

Cleveland Nutter Butter

The act of taking a dump in between two Graham crackers, cumming on the poop, and making the other person eat it

My girlfriend was hungry and I was horny. So we compromised for a Cleveland Nutter Butter.

by Pecker Abu Bakr August 5, 2020