chobster 

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

chobster by markup October 19, 2003

chubadunker 

One with an unusually low IQ that sucks her bosses dick to better her position in the company.

Nicki,the chubadunker,in hopes of getting a walmart gift card gave her boss a gob job.

chubadunker by Amy Winehouse December 8, 2007

tub-a-chub 

An annoying fat chick with huge calves and spare tires for waste.

we called jessica tub-a-chub because of how fat she was.

"dont be such a tub a chub"

tub-a-chub by john jacobson October 1, 2006

chabs

Having abs that are either hidden or accompanied by stomach fat, can be used to insult people who think they have abs when they really don't. Chubby abs = chabs.

*Man pulls down top*
"Check it out bro, i have a 6 pack."
"No you don't, you've got chabs."

chabs by mcg0060 October 30, 2011

chubasco 

-Spanish-
Chaparrón o aguacero con mucho viento.
Light rain with a lot of wind.

Esta noche habrán chubascos.
This night there are going to be chubascos.

chubasco by Juan Lagisquet October 26, 2006

Chub Bucket 

A girl who isn't quite a fatty but still weights too much and could stand to lose a few. Anyone with a muffin top would qualify assuming the rest of their body is in shape.

Did you see that girl, she's not half bad looking. Too bad her friend's a chub bucket.

Chub Bucket by The Wandering Man February 13, 2009

Half Chub Hertz 

Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.

Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me

Half Chub Hertz by Halfchub1 March 9, 2011