A sick fucking kid, Likes to hoop 20% of the time. What does he do with the other 80% u ask? Well he has a pretty large Cock, so he taps bad bitches on the regular. Xboxlive fans may know him as "Evilposidon", Atascocita High school kids may know him as "One-A-Week", All hoopers alike know him as "Fro", but this is my definition so everyone that isn't about ish can get the fuck. Christopher Hodges is known for his PornStar moves in them sheets cuz that nigga gets after that ish, and he is also know for his Greek God type body ;)
by Evilposidon October 11, 2011
Goddamnit Christopher Seals shut the fuck up.
by Hehehehe234 June 22, 2019
He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.
Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
by Mrs. Lair May 20, 2019
He is the type of person that whant's freinds but really he whant's to die. This is because people are mean to him and his family dosen't care about him.
by a person thats not cared about March 22, 2018
He got a disability...
Hey have you met Christopher Wells
Yeah I heard he has disability
Yeah disability to make money😤👏😈
Also is Down syndrome
Yeah I heard he has disability
Yeah disability to make money😤👏😈
Also is Down syndrome
by That bruh moment January 13, 2020
Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS
by johnnymuscleman February 17, 2022
by Big dick marley August 19, 2021