Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

hoe-choke

put someone up against the wall and put your elbow under the throat

"keep on, and u gonna get hoe-choked up in here"

by Halliese October 18, 2008

choke stopper

A really big nose.

When a man or womans nose is so big, it stops them from choking on a penis (when trying to deep throat). Their choke stopper stops them from choking.

by FutureDentist1984 November 17, 2011

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018

Choking the cat

An Asian person eating pussy.

Don was going hard last night, he was choking the cat with his girlfriend.

by King of jacks June 28, 2020

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003