callum

He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.

Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually

by Demetrius Eugene February 28, 2022

Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Callum

A very small man.

Callum is a small man

by Bezzies July 9, 2021

Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

by Domestic violence November 4, 2020

Callum

Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it

, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.

Callum is tall cunt

by Dinkakart September 27, 2019

Inform Callum

An absolute weapon of a human (don’t start him he will get angry gr) he is “some boy”

Cody: inform callum is some boy don’t mess with him

Tadgh: I like men

by Inform cal July 14, 2022

Callum

Absolute king, DBZ fan you has the most incredible toes you'll ever see. If your name starts with a consonant Callum probably doesn't like you (unless your name is kaiden). Callum is awful at dancing and has crushes on girls whos name start with G. Callum is best friends with Euan and Kaiden.

Damn there's callum
He's such an awesome DBZ fan

by Bobby Malone the 3rd August 29, 2022