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Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell
by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021
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Callum

he is a sexy guy with a big cock
Girl 1: wow He is such a Callum!
Girl 2: you can see that between his legs
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Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute
Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression
by Issybaeness August 7, 2019
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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Callum

A meant who doesn't shut his gob
Omg Callum is a bitch
by Dogloaver January 14, 2019
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Callumed

Means very drunk and don’t know what’s happening
He was callumed last night
by Wizzkidd444 July 13, 2021
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Callum

he is a to-faced bitch who plays girls which is not fair to us because we get all excited because we finally have a boyfriend and then he plays you, but he always loses the game so it's fine. he might be hot and all but Yoh he is such an ass
Callum means player
by antss December 4, 2023
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