first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter

A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”

by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022

First love

Someone you think about from time to time even though you both stopped talking a long time ago. Things such as certain weather, songs and acronyms can someone trigger the memory you both had. You long for the feeling again and he/she/they pops up in your mind when you’re feeling down or when you hit rock bottom. You wish they are still here. You both don’t necessarily have to be in a relationship before to feel this kind of feeling. Sometimes you might even fall for people who display even the slightest bit of resemblance to him/her. At the end of the day, you still carry on with life with the memories that you both had & you cherish it.

*The night we met by Lord Huron plays*

“This reminds me of my first love I met back in 2020”

by cakeyg July 26, 2022

First Bowl

Getting to be the first user of a particular public bathroom stall of the day, while it’s still clean and sanitary.

I get to work early everyday so that I can get First Bowl

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022

First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019

first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training

Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.

by Javier Z. May 11, 2008

factor first

our new motto in Mrs. Gruman's Algerbra 2H class that means to factor first!

'Factor first!' reminded mrs. gruman trying to add humor in the classroom

by JackieC January 26, 2004