bottle bum

one who collects recycleables from your garbage in the middle of the night only to return them for 5 cents a bottle , usually seen with stolen shopping cart full of cans

those god damned bottle bums ripped up my garbage all over my lawn

by aprillll June 18, 2005

bum fodder

A slang term for toilet roll.

"There's no bum fodder!"
"Well, you'll just have to improvise."

by Eldarion December 6, 2004

Bum Crumbs

The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.

Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.

(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)

Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.

Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!

by Poo Review December 2, 2010

Rum Bum

Used to describe the runny, splattery, and gassy shits, usually experienced after a long night of consuming rum and cokes.

Wow, I’ve got a real bad case of rum bum today, I’ve gone shit three times in the last hour!

by venom363 October 19, 2006

scum bum

What you call the lazy guy at work

Brian started to scream because we offered him some meatloaf, what a Scum Bum.

by hoffinator May 31, 2011

bum crumbs

The rolled up toilet paper crumbs left behind your backside on the toilet seat.

dirty toilet seat,clean your bum crumbs off the toilet!

by NJ MUIR September 24, 2007

Bum egg

A particularily noxious emission from ones rectum, possibly followed by a small bum nugget.

Bejesus, I just dropped a bum egg.

by El Goodwino October 26, 2004