The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!

"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."

by Master Ray April 13, 2021

Brown door

Another word for your butthole. It is the door in which your poop comes out of. Hence why it is brown.

Billy: We should try anal tonight
Jane: absolutely not Billy, I refuse to let you out it in my brown door.

by Analingus June 26, 2017

Gordon Brown

A Man who saved the world.

Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.

by Godron March 1, 2017

cowboy brown

Female on all fours, male standing behind. As if snatching a revolver from a holster at noon, male raises finger-pointed hand rapidly and pushes extended digit into female's anus.

"What's the matter Mary?"
"Oh Jim gave me a Cowboy Brown last night"

by Boysie May 22, 2015

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

sue brown

A real dogging woman.

Person 1: Does she dog alot?

Person 2: Yeah she's a real sue brown.

by fernandomadlad February 24, 2019

beck brown

When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.

Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.

by stinkyhefty April 16, 2011