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bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.
I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."
by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009
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eating bread

When your jammin' to dubstep.
Dude, i was eating bread to that dubstep.
by jungletoe April 27, 2011
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guinea bread

When I was a kid, my Aunt Mo sent me to the store with a list of food items. I approached the Asian cashier timidly and asked him if he had "guinea bread" as my Aunt had requested. He looked puzzled for a moment and then handed me a loaf of Italian bread with a smile. My Aunt was pleased.
by KittyTouchIt May 25, 2011
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Burrito Bread

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?
by jayzuss December 1, 2011
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pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.
"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012
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Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.
Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.
by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012
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Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.
Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!
by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012
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