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Brayden

A boy, usually about 13-16 years old, will always stay up till 6am to simp for girls instead of playing with the boys. Very common in The USA.

Note: When simping for girls on snapchat, there is no such thing as time for Brayden.
Hey, look its Brayden, the SIMP!

Hey Brayden, who’s girl did you simp for today?

BRAYDEN, MORE LIKE SIMPEN’
by Simpcatcher1943 May 31, 2020
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brayden

A male who is very rude and will try to kill you if you guys are ever in the apocalypse together. Also very gay.
he’s such a brayden!
by hellomynameisant March 10, 2019
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Brayden

Brayden is usually a quiet and shy person who has a abusive step dad, he doesn’t talk to girls unless it’s his mom or sister, he spends all his time playing fortnite and always gets caught staying up at night and gets yelled at and his friend who he’s talking to heard and laughs, he doesn’t hav the most freinds tho....
I saw brayden complaing how he gets bullied at school for being a turbo virgin today, smh
by Gary_is_cool July 27, 2019
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Brayden

Brayden is the coolest kid and pulls all the girls. His last name is probably Mower and is in 7th grade. He is very muscular and is a power machine when it comes to jerking off.
Matthew: Dang! he just stole my girl.
Lucas: That's Brayden for you.
by Bigbbc November 21, 2021
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Brayden

Brayden: *turn around*
me: gyat
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Brayden

Its my name so its a good name
i like how people define my name
use: im brayden
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Brayden

He is the adhd crackhead best friend you cant live without. He is the one you can lean on and the one who never sleeps and always answers your calls. Dumb at times and super loud but doesnt mean to be. Super kind and must feed 100%.
Yo who's that guy brayden,

That's my best friend.
by Brant Marshall's Girl November 28, 2020
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