That guy's a brayden
by Dickudown23 November 20, 2023

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022

Absolute UNIT 👌💪👏✊ he is built different 👿🥱🥶😰😴 unlike anyone seen before has potential to be the 1 pick in the 2020 NBA draft and 2021 NFL draft but the NBA isn’t ready for such talent. His dunking skills are ESQUISTE which is why he can dunk on 20 ft hoops only being 3 ft 2. No one has stopped him before and will never stop him because he single handedly squad wiped the Mafia and the Illuminati. He discovered that people are being brain washed so he freed them by smacking them senseless. His super powers consists of being built different being an absolute STUD and Just being different 🤫😈🤭😤😵🤬. Fantasy basketball champ and best GM known to man he rips off Nathan like he’s paper. Top 10 PG, SG, SF, PF, and C without even being in the league. Top QB, RB, WR, and entire defensive unit of all time. Invented the machine gun, Earth, and the cheeseburger.
by Thechefjef November 17, 2020

brayden tozer, also known as little man slap shot likes to play hockey(house league) and say he's good at hockey(he's not) and tells everyone when he fucks someone's sister
by nigglet hustler March 18, 2024

Very tall and nice. Probably is secretly trans and wants to be a girl. Loves video games and making music
by Harkondeez April 10, 2022

A self sentered asshole who only cares about himself and doesn't give a crap what you or anyone thinks he will ba an asshole and at school with him evryone will hate him and he will start fights with evryone NEVER date him he will make everything about him and how he feels. He is poor and will buy you cheap shit to act cool. Brayden has a small dick and will make your life hell. FUCK brayden! Brayden is an asshole and should go fuck himself. Brayden uses to many emojis. If you read this Brayden just know I hate you and wish you were dead you waste of air.
by Brooketa January 28, 2023

brayden is one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he is sweet but can it get bad when it is necessary. he has a huge heart and an even bigger sense of humor he can make you laugh even on your darkest days, he is the light the shines on you whenever your down and makes sure you’re okay. do i even need to mention his looks? he is one of the hottest guys you’ll meet and loves compliments. brayden is an AMAZING friend and best friend, and an even better partner. if you ever date or meet a brayden don’t let them go become their friend and even better, become their boyfriend. he will make you the happiest person in the world and make sure that your safe and protected even if he doesn’t seem that way. they are also really athletic and love to make jokes even if they are really bad. never let a brayden go i promise you won’t regret it.
shelby: i met this guy last night, he was hilarious and he even plays sports.
maddie: was his name brayden?
shelby: yeah actually
maddie: good never let him go
shelby: bettttt
maddie: was his name brayden?
shelby: yeah actually
maddie: good never let him go
shelby: bettttt
by anonymous December 18, 2021
