A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.
by Starzforeva December 04, 2017
The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"
Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!
Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
by simbrose April 28, 2011
by TracynSteph August 14, 2011
When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.
Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
by GotAFuckingUsername August 04, 2015
Boomer Blocked
When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
by Mr.Amanojaku August 19, 2020
When a marching band is performing a show and someone lands on someone else's dot, or position on the field, making the person unable to correctly hit their dot. Similar to cock blocking.
by thefb October 10, 2010
When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 16, 2020