Berkeley Vision

A disease caught by students at University of California, Berkeley, where finding a hot girl is incredibly rare, because it is so hard to get accepted into that pretty girls don't go there.

Tim Wong was an Electrical Engineering/Computer Science Major at UC Berkeley, who was contracted with Berkeley Vision after he couldn't find a hot girl that would date his ass in the sea of Asians.

by partyrockstar222 May 22, 2016

Berker.

A word used to describe the situation of having to leave the room due to excessive seepage of methane gas from the bottom.

Man1: so, hows things?

Man2: Sorry. Berker.

Man1: got out of here quick!

by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006

Brain like Berkeley

The idea that women at UC Berkeley should be giving niggas head (brain) because they are cute enough to decline the request in most cases.

Bro: What y’all boutta get into?
Me: Me and this girl boutta get busy

Bro: Fr?
Me: Yeah she got that brain like Berkeley .

by naltu April 14, 2022

Berk

A combination of the words bitch and jerk = berk

"There's no one there but a bunch of berks."

by Amy F December 28, 2005

Berkin

A false beard for non hipsters

I need to wear my berkin just to get a decent cappuccino.

by Mannndy August 31, 2015

Berkay

A gay jewish name named by his son called ayberk.

He is a perfect definition of a soy boy
A boys name to define a child who cannot communicate with his own mother .

I am berkay

by MONGSEX^( February 12, 2019

gummy bearkfast

n. a yummy gummy bear breakfast

i.e., to have gummy bears for breakfast

I had a gummy bearkfast, now it feels like those little devils are performing the rain dance inside my belly; I think I'll be spending the rest of the day in the washroom, making it hail in the toilet.

by SimplyOnFire November 20, 2006