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garter belt

adj. Describes something universally hailed as sexy, but which is not sexy at all.
My boyfriend wanted to bring whipped cream to bed last night, but I told him, "that is so garter belt."

Leopard skin sheets are garter belt.

Credit: Maggie G. -AZ
by River Ratty October 22, 2005
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Belt fed

When your dad (or other parental figure) whips you with a belt until you eat your food.
Jimmy refused to eat his dinner, so my husband belt fed him.
by HeadPats_cancer January 23, 2020
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blue belt

When a person engages in sexual intercourse, for the first time, with their partner underwater in full SCUBA equipment. Must be certified by an instructor.
Stacy’s mom went on a 2-week vacation to a dolphin resort with her Latin lover, Rodriguez, and came home triumphantly with her blue belt.
by awildsciencepunappeared January 13, 2018
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Three Mile Belt

The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.
Hey, see that over there? Thats the three mile belt...best hunting area ever.
by Howard-god January 9, 2012
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Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.
Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?
by 0la0la April 22, 2023
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shoelace belt

Using a shoelace as a belt ;in most cases your ethier lazy or wanting to be cool.
Skateboarders oftend have a pair of extra shoelaces,or shoe strings, that come with a new pair of shoes, therefore causeing them to have the need to be cool,causeing them to "rock" or wear a shoelace as a belt. in many cases "posers" also want to be cool, so they to try and "rock" shoelace belts, most times ending in failure.
by Connor Malto November 15, 2007
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Boston Belt Buckle

When a man pulls his balls up over his belt, creating a buckle of balls.
Dude did you see Josh's Boston Belt Buckle? Shit is wack!
by So.Cal.Cher April 1, 2009
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