beat a slav day

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Slav agrees in beat a furry day, today is beat a slav day

by johnyylol February 10, 2023

Beat my soy

Vegan for beat my meat, or beating one's meat.

- Bro are you gonna go beat your meat?
- No, I'm vegan, I beat my soy.

by pizzapals February 28, 2023

shpeagle beater

any short blunt object of which one would use to beat the ever living shit out of another.

back off or you will feel the wrath of my shpeagle beater.

by seth lundberg April 15, 2008

skin beater

a drummer who hits his skins really hard.

Wow, have you heard that metal band? The drummer is a real skin beater!

by Craig "MooGa" Harris May 28, 2008

Hate Beat

When one masturbates and is unhappy with their life all at the same time, they basically want to kill themselves in the middle of masturbation.

Jeff failed his test today and his girlfriend broke up with him because he wanted to felch her, he will probobly hate beat tonight hard core style.

by Joker Jay February 12, 2009

Casual Beatdown

If you do not wish to hurt the person severly, you would give them a Casual Beatdown.

Person 1 - Are you coming?

Person 2 - No, i dont want to!

Person 1 - If you don't move i will give you a casual beatdown.

by KelseyBarakitten May 15, 2009

Provolone Beat Down

(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.

The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.

by captainreallyawesome July 27, 2009