Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.
Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.
by dominickers October 08, 2011
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Holy BEANS

ignore the above definition and here it goes: Holy BEANS is the discord username for an anonymous Irish girl who owns a server and was banned from the Tileman.io discord recently. damn fucking pea ;'(
Holy BEANS:UNMUTE ME
thetechtoot:posts cleavage job porn
pea: BANNED BOI
by thetechtoot May 04, 2020
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Toe beans

Toe beans are the little foot pads at the bottoms of Cats feet. They look like itty bitty beans.

Cats often have 4 toe beans on the bottom of their paws not including the little middle bit.

I am told that a cat’s toe beans are made for stealth when walking and to keep them from hurting themselves, this is not true. They are kitty mittens and you can not convince me otherwise.
Awww! What cute toe beans!”
by PerseusJackson425 July 26, 2019
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bean burst

A bean burst is the action of slapping the fuck out of a black males bald head
by The bean burster February 25, 2018
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Smol bean

A person who is very cute, little, friendly, or shy and they need to be protected with love also lots of care
"Keep smol bean safe!! Don't let anyone hurt her"
by cutegayspace December 09, 2016
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Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.
Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight
by Y___u October 21, 2019
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tol bean

oMG LEWK HEMMINGS IS SUCH A TOL BEAN!1!1!!!1!121!!

I CANT EVEN RN AHSLADJ
by 5sosfanlols February 23, 2016
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