Holy BEANS

ignore the above definition and here it goes: Holy BEANS is the discord username for an anonymous Irish girl who owns a server and was banned from the Tileman.io discord recently. damn fucking pea ;'(

Holy BEANS:UNMUTE ME
thetechtoot:posts cleavage job porn
pea: BANNED BOI

by thetechtoot May 4, 2020

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Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

by dominickers October 7, 2011

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bean burst

A bean burst is the action of slapping the fuck out of a black males bald head

I gave him a bean burst

by The bean burster February 25, 2018

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Smol bean

A person who is very cute, little, friendly, or shy and they need to be protected with love also lots of care

"Keep smol bean safe!! Don't let anyone hurt her"

by cutegayspace December 8, 2016

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Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.

Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight

by Y___u October 21, 2019

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