Awesome, surprising, funny, out-of-the-blue. Often relating to an act of supreme thoughtfulness or creativity, or to a situation that's just generally groovy.
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small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
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"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.
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Get the Bears mug.A terrifying beast that will literally rip your face of just so that he can show his bear buddies how stupid you look. A bear will fuck your mother while fingering your little sister and then eat your pancreas while drilling a hole in the top of your head and then pissing up your nose an out that hole.
A bear can swallow an orange and shit out a new world religion.
When you see waves at the beach, its because the ocean is trying to escape from bears who feel like swimming.
A retarded boy from Wisconsin once hugged a bear on a camping trip long ago. That boy turned out to be Jesus.
The Space Shuttle was originally created to escape from Bears and find a new bear-free planet. The Appollo and Columbia shuttles had the misfortune of not bear-proofing the doors.
The Extinction of the Dinosaurs was actually caused by one Bear and 7 Beers.
Friday the 13th is based on the true story of a Bear who got bored on day.
A Grizzly from Northern Canada has more friends on Myspace than Tom.
God decided one day to fight a Bear in one of his forests. The outcome resulted in the forest becoming the Sahara Desert and God becoming Anna Nicole Smith.
A bear can swallow an orange and shit out a new world religion.
When you see waves at the beach, its because the ocean is trying to escape from bears who feel like swimming.
A retarded boy from Wisconsin once hugged a bear on a camping trip long ago. That boy turned out to be Jesus.
The Space Shuttle was originally created to escape from Bears and find a new bear-free planet. The Appollo and Columbia shuttles had the misfortune of not bear-proofing the doors.
The Extinction of the Dinosaurs was actually caused by one Bear and 7 Beers.
Friday the 13th is based on the true story of a Bear who got bored on day.
A Grizzly from Northern Canada has more friends on Myspace than Tom.
God decided one day to fight a Bear in one of his forests. The outcome resulted in the forest becoming the Sahara Desert and God becoming Anna Nicole Smith.
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"Hey, I heard Chuck Norris died yesterday." "Yeah, he made a Bear joke in public."
"How did Jeff die?" "A Bear" "A Bear ate him?" "No, it hit him while going 60 in a 03 Toyota."
"Hey, I heard Chuck Norris died yesterday." "Yeah, he made a Bear joke in public."
"How did Jeff die?" "A Bear" "A Bear ate him?" "No, it hit him while going 60 in a 03 Toyota."
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