Le Monke

Le Monke is our lord and savior, Le Monke died on the cross to repent our sins, we shall do the same.

"In the name of the Father Monke, the Le Monke, and the holy Monke, Amen."

by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021

king monke

the supreme leader of monke after monke god

you must not mention king monke otherwise you will have committed taboo according to monke commandments

by Klng Monke June 25, 2021

monks trunks

monks trunks is were the dry semen or jizz on your underware makes the fabric stiff creating a mould of your body

brent had monks trunks so his boxers made the shape of his bum

by brentage 1995 May 30, 2010

Monk fish

An ugly mo fo who can't keep their gob shut!

Hey monk fish get a life!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!

by User_87 December 17, 2014

Monke D

The monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. Some might also call it a monke man. Do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your sexual organs off. Also called Monkey Man.

The Monke D approached me in attempt to steal my testicles.

by NerfySourMan November 26, 2014

Praying Monk

An empty beer can that has been squeezed in the middle, making the top of the can bow like the head of a monk in prayer.

When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.

Police: Are those beer cans lined up on your dash board?
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.

Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.

by CheekyChallenger April 29, 2010

To go Monk

We all know the TV-Show "Monk" - If you know a person who is all giddy about cleaning or if everyday has to be exactly the same.

- The boys licked Mette's fingers and she went all Monk on them!

- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)

by I am the law! September 13, 2010