Blunch

When you have a blunt for lunch.

Yo mane, it's blunch time!

by goddame December 4, 2015

Brunch Bro

a bro who goes above and beyond the call of duty of friend ship, is always by your side no matter what

Joe: How come you and Kevin always chill together?
Steven: We're Brunch Bros, duh.

by whattoput August 7, 2016

Bunch of fuzzy bull shoes

A rated "G" substitute for saying "a bunch of fucking bullshit"

This 2 hour wait at the DMV is a bunch of fuzzy bull shoes!

by The great Scott W April 6, 2017

Bunch've

Bringing the words "Bunch" and "Of" together.

Y'all a bunch've savages.

by I2v2 July 4, 2017

Brunchbro

When you can’t get a girlfriend so you get a Brunchbro

Yo jimmy why are you always with your Brunchbro? U know dang well I’ve been single for 14 years

by pridelove_swaglife December 15, 2017

Brunchopotamus

The animalistic side of a human being that comes out when eating brunch. Also can pertain to people that love brunch so much, that they consistently miss family functions, events, et cetera.

Man, can you believe Ashley and Zack missed the baptism today? Yeah man, typical brunchopotamus move.

by itszando June 2, 2018

brunch babe

A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.

Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches

all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them

Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"

...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"

by manillakilla August 30, 2018