standards based grading

fuckin stupid

Hey, you know what's fucking stupid? Standards based grading.

by quacker1234 March 29, 2015

Meatball Based Society

A civilization that consists of meatball slurping greasy Italian slime-balls.

"NYC is a meatball based society" - Tom Story

by ForestD May 10, 2015

5 base

Anal sex

Friend:have you hit 5 base with your girlfriend

You: what is that
Friend:it is anal sex
You: ok

by Space poop May 15, 2018

Last base

You've transcended dimensions, and have fucked everything in existence, but now the fine challenge awaits you. To transcend the final base you most masturbate.

Dude:"I Have transcended human understanding and have made it to last base"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"

by Yuri Kamakura June 15, 2018

Military Base

A facility that consists of military-related buildings, ships, or airplanes that is strictly limited to military personal.

The tourist was so drunk he tried to enter the military base, truly perceiving himself as a member of the military.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

11th base

Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.

After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.

by limitbreaker9000 February 2, 2019

Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.

by Tchando November 23, 2020