is when a male engages in any type of sex and goes deep enough to reach the base of the penis and the balls (testicles) hence the term 'Baseball'
by sebadbitch August 3, 2016
Get the Baseball mug.Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.
Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.
Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.
Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."
Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."
Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
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This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.
by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 12, 2017
Get the Baseball mug.by marhe March 8, 2017
Get the baseball mug.A replacement word used between a boyfriend and a girlfriend instead of kissing or making out. Used for it's unsuspiciousness so others don't know what's going on
by whitecoyote69 April 21, 2017
Get the Baseball mug.When something is done exactly how it should not be done, but the original goal is achieved anyway. Much like how wearing a baseballcap frontside-back will make your hair stick out of the hole and form a cover against the sun anyway.
That was the biggest baseballcap effect I have ever seen when the nurse was supposed to protect the kids from viruses, but ended up killing them all, but hey, the viruses will leave them alone.
by Rito PeePee June 18, 2017
Get the Baseballcap Effect mug.For people who can only run 4 bases before getting tired. Also, hate on lacrosse because they don't want to make the football players angry cuz contact scares them. For people an athletic step up from volleyball. And finally for people who have dad's that swear they were good at baseball so they sign their child up for tee-ball in hopes of achieving success through their child.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your mile time?"
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."
by DW45 October 5, 2017
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