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Asheron's Call has 1337 /\/\5g boards son
by Tim March 26, 2004
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Chalk Board

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.
Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.
by JAD October 6, 2003
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Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.
My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!
by Roardawg August 3, 2017
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cork boarding

While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.
While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.
by RRiveraLB April 10, 2016
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T-Board

Similar to a skateboard but only has two wheels. It is used to simulate curving on a snowboard. Many snowboarders use them to stay in shape out of season.
Although bob snowboards he has a T-board to stay comfortable when he's away from the slopes.
by mohaas05 January 2, 2009
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Board of Directors

A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.
I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!
mugGet the Board of Directorsmug.

poster board

A board that is used as display.
Satinderpreet used his poster board explain about being gay.
by Restux November 5, 2013
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