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Autumn Ward

A manipulative, lonely lunatic of a girl who ruins every relationship she gets into because of her delusional behavior and her habit of overthinking and worrying about everything. This causes her to ruin her perfect relationship by being a manipulative asshole and because of her behavior she will be forever alone, with nobody even slightly loving her, only putting up with her frustrating existence to be nice.
Autumn Ward was being a selfish bitch today and ruined another one of her relationships because she will always be alone forever
by AutumnSucksAss April 18, 2023
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Autumn long

A homewrecker who lives on dry cereal and fast food.

See also: miserable wh0re
Wow look at that big girl over there trying to Autumn Long your man!
by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020
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Autumn Dog Mine

Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024
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Autumn✨

Autumn, the nigga who gets no bitches. he really just be chilling, always horny, and he funny asf. also he got a HUGE DICK. he just a great guy overall!!!!!!
Girl: That guyAutumn✨” really gets no girls
by Twinzusx November 20, 2023
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Autumn

Autumn is very beautiful and an amazing girlfriend. Even a person in general. If you ever meet one don’t ever lose her or do something stupid to lose her, don’t even risk it because it’s not worth it. She is very energetic and a fun person to hang out with. She may not know how to kiss but it’s cute as hell. She has the most smoothest softest lips ever, and her tongue feels good when you play with it. You rub and grab her thighs and she “feels some type of way” her legs are soft as a baby’s bum and once you start rubbin you can’t stop, she’s so addicting and so irresistible. She’s everything anyone could ever ask for, she’s everything you could ever want and need.
Person 1: Oh shit is that autumn?
Person 2: yeah she’s baddd affff, wish I had her but too bad she’s taken :(
by Deovalseg October 8, 2019
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Autumn

Cray-Z cat lady who lik e animee Boyz.
autumn wants 2 date som animee Boi eben tho she hads a gorlfren
by notaka November 22, 2021
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Autumn

Also known as a season

Autumn is a very smart and intelligent and loyal girl, she’s very gorgeous with a good shape/ body, and has really pretty hair. Autumn may have a temper but she’s one of the most sweetest, caring person you could meet, but she doesn’t put up with any bullshit and will tell you about yourself real quick. People underestimate her and think she’s a punk because she doesn’t really likes to argue.. but all it takes is for someone to disrespect her in the wrong way and it’s on. So don’t get on her bad side her hands are very lethal! if you meet a Autumn I consider keeping her around.
guy: ooh who’s that girl over there, she’s fine asf

girl: oh, that’s Autumn
by By: Samantha Granden February 9, 2023
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