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ashley

a very beautiful, smart and intelligent person who is brave enough to follow their dreams in order to reach their goals. they deserve very special treatment to keep them near.
She must be the most smartest person. She is Ashley.
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ashley why
by lilyatti March 16, 2017
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a horney little bitch that doesnt know how to control herself
damn ashley's such a horney bitch
by garry2222 May 19, 2019
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a person that makes people she is imitating have little british lisps. she has awesome hair, and jeff wants to bone her she is surrounded by queers. like taylor and marissa and jeff
she is to great to have examples*says in little british lispy accent* ashley
by theashley December 17, 2008
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A very cute girl. She is short and thin and makes a lot of girls jealous. Once an Ashley is in love she will never stop and will do anything to get the one she loves. Ashleys can be very jealous of other girls and sometimes really annoying. Some say she is very plain and doesn't have a great personality. If you want something pretty to look at find an Ashley. If you want someone pretty AND fun to be around, find someone else.
-Who's that girl over there?
-Thats Ashley, she's really cute but has NO personality
-That's too bad
by XenaRage June 9, 2011
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A combined meaning of the words 'corpulent' and 'pathetic.'

Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Person 1: Hey, what are your plans tonight?
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
by arsonexxjon February 3, 2010
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A girl who is extremely beautiful and very sweet, but sadly dumb as a rock. She is probably actually fairly intelligent but her lack of common sense makes her appear a total dumbass.
Example 1:
"What color are bananas?"

"Stop asking dumbass questions. Who you you think you are, Ashley?"

Example 2:
"I pulled a total Ashley today in English when I spelled 'of' like 'uv.'"
by IonlattsLitalian April 29, 2012
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