Afanas

Afanas Alexei velkov, the Russian sex God and most feared mafia boss of all. It's said the only reason he's still walking freely in Russia to this very day is because the cops piss their pants just thinking about him and I don't blame them at all. Either that or they are scared they will get attacked by fangirls if they even manage to capture him. We register women claiming they've had sex with him daily but theres only about a hundred of them we believe, because their faces spoke volumes. And DAMN, I won't even get started on those stories. Made me fall of my chair. I should inform wattpad. *CHEFFSKISS*

"You'd like to know about my sex life? well you'd like to know don't you, such a shame you'll have to beg for it."
*devilish grin*

"Did you hear about THAT girl, what was her name again?"

"dude there's so many, how am I supposed to know which one.... "

"afanas really is a wild one isn't he🤭 I thought her name was-"
"YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT COULDN'T WALK PROPERLY AFTER A WHOLE DAY OF IT??"
"YUP."
"dude idk, but if that was really..."
"I WOULD SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN TO BE IN HER PLACE"
"same bruv😩"

by Vodkavirgin April 20, 2021

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Ananasculptiousious, Fear of large structures. (ANA-SCULPT-EE-OH-TIS-SHE-OH-SHIS)

Hey Deen, I have Ananasculptiousious. You?

by Kystuma May 22, 2021

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ahanar

She's a girl who has many friends and loves to play with them. But she never wants her friends to be better than her. She sometimes seems really rude and doesn't listen to anyone, and works according to her satisfaction ONLY.

Person 1 : Hey, your such an ahanar!
Person 2 : Oh come on, and so are you!

by Itzzzmeeeee May 23, 2021

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