Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!

by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024

CHARTER SCHOOLS IN ARIZONA

Trash staff trash janitors trash kids trash lunch trash teachers trash education trash discpline trash breakfast trash greetings trash buses trash everything

Man all the staff in my charter schools in Arizona are trash can

by WBAP December 3, 2021

Arizona Fireball

When a chick with the clap licks your balls and your balls start burning.

"Damn, Ashley gave me an Arizona Fireball. It burns when I pee."

by Smokey Mountain March 25, 2024

Arizona musket loader

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.

Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w

by Beefcake_520 July 28, 2022

arizona

The worst place you can live.

Hot for no reason
Worst drivers

Slowest people
and so much more

Them Hispanics are *chefs kiss*

Do not move to arizona or you will regret it.

by bra-nay March 1, 2022

Arizona handjob

when a person rubs their hand on rocks for 48 hours to be build callusses, and then prior to handjob they pour salt on there hands to mimick the dryness of Arizona.

You got me tripping you gonna get Arizona handjobbed

by ArizonaHJ January 20, 2026

Arizona banana split

The art of a wrestler spladling your partner while you slap your chocolate malted dih on her puh, slapping continuously until area is irrated and she starts screaming, an official referee is hired announcing the winner of who can get the deepest oil check with 3 tries each. Then taking ice cream scooping on the irrated are and cooling the irratated area after which is healed you will eat it.

I gave my girl an Arizona banana split

by FunTimeaForever January 24, 2026