Wow my cousin Alyssa is such an Alyssa. Plus she looks like squidward when he ate all the krabby patties. I think he hair is red like a fag. Her aunt michelle can't go 5 steps out of the house before flipping fucking shit god fucking dammit why wont she go on any damn roadtrips fucking pussy I swear to fucking got grow a pair, stroke a dick and get out there. Stop being such a fucking tool that you make ron and fucking god dam kim be your stupid "protector" when me and alyssa crack funny fucking jokes because honeslty they were so fucking funny I swear to got you stuck up fucking pussies you make casbah look like a mother fucking lion,.
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by Alyssa L :) February 17, 2018
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Girl:1 hey is that hoe alyssa over there lookin like diabeties?
Girl:2 no thats just her natural state
Girl:2 no thats just her natural state
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Alyssa is a nice girl at first until she backstabs you or bullies you. She never dresses according to the weather and is often twiggy like. She has to have drama because it makes her feel better about her trashy personality and will likely snitch on you even if you call her dumb.
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