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Alyssa

The type of girl that is stanky fishy and smells like shit. She is the smelliest girl and never have taken a shower. She has yet to discover deodorant.
by Imdaddy69 January 20, 2020
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Alyssa is a person who is jealous of everyone. she is a narsasist and only cares for her self and not to mention not very smart.
boy 1: look at that girl taking a selfie
boy2: she looks like a total alyssa
by ec45 June 15, 2018
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A alyssa is a midget dwarf who is pansexual, and a rat who will listen to "jacob sartorius sweatshirt " religously
Girl:1 hey is that hoe alyssa over there lookin like diabeties?

Girl:2 no thats just her natural state
by Kizerati February 21, 2019
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Alyssa is ugly asf. Everyone will say she looks like a barbie cause she has blonde hair and blue eyes but she actually looks like Humpty Dumpty. She’s also a bitch.
Alyssa is a stupid bitch
by Alyssa L :) February 17, 2018
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Alyssa is the most retarted girl you will ever meet. She is a little weeny jr and likes to sniff vagina and eat feet. She is a very weird person and a gay furry. She usually has blonde hair so basically a dumb idiot.
Alyssa is ugliest girl I have ever laid eyes on
by Sxenpai November 10, 2019
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There’s the Hoe Alyssa
by thatoneidiot2947 September 18, 2019
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Alyssa is a nice girl at first until she backstabs you or bullies you. She never dresses according to the weather and is often twiggy like. She has to have drama because it makes her feel better about her trashy personality and will likely snitch on you even if you call her dumb.
Wow that girl is annoying. What an Alyssa
by SexySquaker February 18, 2019
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