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futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.
Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!
by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008
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obsidian allah

the one who gave you birth and raised you. obsidian allah 🕋🕋
“bro have you heard of obsidian allah?”

you mean the one who gave all of us birth and raised us well?”
by fartass гатboy January 13, 2020
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Allah...handro

From Madtv. Where a gas station attendent thought a customer was arabian, but was actually mexican. Also a good joke.
Joe: No, seriously. I'm Mexican.
Bob: Ya,ya. I'm Mexican too. My name is ALLAH...handro.
by CrazyGuy207 January 14, 2009
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Rebel Alliance

A group of NF pussycreep fucks who ruin parties faster than a cop can give an MIC or a slut can say "Date-rape". Formed in the Fall of 2013 as an anti-empire movement, the group prides themselves on their lack of game, their ability to scare off thirsty hoes, and their overall shitty existence. Being the world's biggest pussy is a requirement of membership.
Joe: How was your weekend?!? Did you smash?!?
John: Nah dude, went to a party that had more dudes than a Beta Chi Brotherhood Event.
Joe: LMAO Classic REBEL ALLIANCE PARTY, NF PUSSYCREEP FUCKS!!!

(Nancy overhears in the background.)

Nancy: Haha stupid John! I would rather get gang-raped than go to a fucking REBEL party!
by FRATnonymous October 30, 2013
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gay alliance

an organization (usually in schools) that helps homosexual people fit in, and offer support without mocking or insulting them.
Sarah: "damn john is annoying.. he keeps teasing me about liking girls"

Jack: "go talk to the gay alliance, they'll help ya get her to stop"

Sarah: "okie dokie"
by shadow.wolf January 18, 2008
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Allah

Arabic for "God". Regardless of what their first language is, Muslims prefer this title over other names that refer to "God" because Arabic is the divine language of Islam. The Hebrew equivalent of "Allahumma" is "Elohim", since Hebrew and Arabic are very similar languages.
There is no god other than Allah. Worship him and serve him only.
by Gaijin-san January 9, 2013
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Allah

Allah is the god that Muslims worship. Muslims believe Allah is not a human or similar to a human. Also that there is only one god. All the racist, ignorant comments on the internet are wrong. Islam is a religion of peace, and will always be. Nothing can change our beliefs, not even the bombs you drop on our mosques, not the concentration camps in China that force innocent Muslims to eat pork, wine, and many haram things Muslims are not supposed to do. If you see a muslim, please do not discriminate against them for they are just people.
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