Albert Artez

Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok

Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Albert

A super gay retard

look at Albert, he's a midget

by Santa Nugg December 3, 2018

Colin albert

I like to kill people BANG! BANG!

Colin albert Yo advantage bois pull up BANG BANG

by Colin albert November 24, 2023

Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow

Look,Albert,put on your bra!

by kidamogus October 6, 2021

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023

Albert Bach Frandsen

The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.

He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets

Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.

by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017