Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.

,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘

by Bella_101 November 25, 2021

Albert

Camper; noun. A person who likes to stay still in one spot till the end of a foreseen event. Could not be deterred, regardless of k/d ration in-game . Tends to go by el ladykiller42 on domination and free for all.

Effin' Albert!!!!!
Yo, stop camping albert and start shooting, you camper!!

by Elcoolaxis84 November 24, 2021

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

Albert

Is a beautiful man with a big dick

You are a Albert

by Dein Auto November 23, 2021

Albert

this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he

Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...

by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011

Albert

People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.

A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.

by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022